My hair smells nice.
"I once heard a pessimist is just an optimist with experience."
Vegetarian (it's okay if you're not though).
Introvert (shy as fuck).
Too many interests and no direction.
I can summon a storm of weird hybrid chickenducks
my doodles come to life? I dunno xD
I GO FAST.
ALL THE TIME
Anything I imagine will fabricate into reality and play out the stories in my head.
I’m both more than ok and terrified with this.
I don’t know…0.0
Oh hey, I AM the NSA.
I bet I strike fear into my enemies hearts -_-
I can make a mean sweet tea?
I cut off the heads of sexual predators and give them to their victims as trophies.
Doc now has legendary ability to refer to himself in the third person.
He’s so cool.
I suppose I have the superhuman ability of blocking all my own shots. What a counterproductive power.
Photo by Bunny Yeager
Betty Brosmer 1950’s
This is important.
SHIT BOY FUCK SHIT
I’m so mad at how much this song makes me WANT TO DANCE
I need a hula hoop…
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”